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Joke of the Day

"Have you seem the movie ""constipation""? Of course not, it hasn't come out yet! -Repost from r/funny-"

"This is where I draw the line! ________________________________________________________"

"Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other? So how do you drive this thing?"

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"I bet i can tell you where you got your shoes. You got'em on your feet."

"While doing their job, why do teachers lose self-respect for themselves? It's DeGrading"

"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."

"just a thought... if Jesus was born a Jew and his father is God, does that mean god is Jewish?"

"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa... ... not screaming in terror like his passengers."

"What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride? An I-shoulda-pede."