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Joke of the Day
"just a thought... if Jesus was born a Jew and his father is God, does that mean god is Jewish?"
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"What do grandparents smell like? ""Depends"""
"Fat goths are morbidly obese."
"hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected"
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."
"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."
"I can just about tolerate pens... ...but I have to say I draw a line with pencils."
"Canada got rid of the penny. It makes no cents."
"Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman."
"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."