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Joke of the Day

"google logo keeps changing its appearance because it killed a man in Tampa in 1999 and has to stay ahead of the law"

"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans"

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes If they're behind her ears, she likes you"

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"Why is North Korea so depressing? Because it ain't got no Seoul."

"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"

"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."

"Why is Ironman a superhero? and Ironwoman a command?"

"Where do you find a one legged cow? Where ever you left it."

"Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins? Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day."