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Joke of the Day

"Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma"

"Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected."

"Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working."

"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."

"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"

"How many seconds are there in a day in Africa? Seconds? They barely get firsts!"

"What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay."

"The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it... Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over."

"What do you do after you've just licked the softest, sweetest, pussy in the world? Put it back in the crib."

"What's the most flexible type of music group? An elastic band."