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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like? Because he doesn't have a Seoul."
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"My kid started doing this annoying preteen whiny voice and now I can turn my head all the way around like the exorcist."
"After a thorough diagnosis, my doctor couldn't figure out the cause of my uncontrolled flatulence... When I asked him what the problem was, he told me ""Your gas is as good as mine."""
"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."
"Him: You have such a beautiful soul. Me: It's photoshopped."
"What is it called when a Roman gets really sick? Chicken Pox Romana"
"My calling in life went straight to voicemail."
"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""
"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"
"Someone should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. They'd all be knows as a bunch of PUTAs"