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Joke of the Day

"Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction? Christopher something or other... Anyway, I heard that he's opening a new hospital. They're calling it the Walken clinic."

"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."

"The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow some of his Disney movies But he's never gonna give you Up"

"Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny."

"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."

"I told my friend he's a bad thief. He's not taking it well."

"""No, I'm fine."" - an angry girlfriend being attacked by lions"

"I'm married, but not ""pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor"" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston..."

"Haircut/Sex Correlation Jesus Joke I got that I looked like Jesus a lot when I had longer hair. It's a shame because I got a haircut and have been getting nailed less than the messiah lately."