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Joke of the Day

"What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed."

"Would you people tweet something funny so I can steal it already? I need to update my Facebook status."

"A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."

"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."

"Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water."

"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."

"Why don't black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot."

"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."

"I bet the first thing that happens after you die is you get charged some sort of fee."

"A panda is the greatest restaurant assassin. It eats shoots and leaves."