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Joke of the Day

"I bet the first thing that happens after you die is you get charged some sort of fee."

"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"

"The police are looking for a racist attacker I phoned them up, but apparently it's not a job offer."

"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."

"A boy came home with a C+ in music. He said with great vigor, ""I got an A-"""

"Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results."

"What did the poor composer say to his friend? I am baroque, can you lend me some money?"

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets? They're huge blubbermouths."

"What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common? They both have problems finding x."