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Joke of the Day
"Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water."
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"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Some women just can't stand seeing a man have a good time."
"Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials? Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights."
"what is a ghosts favorite lunch meat? Boo-loney :D"
"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""
"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"
"The difference between a rooster and a lawyer? When the rooster wakes, his primal urge is to cluck defiance."
"How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard."
"I knew a fat doctor once, who was obsessed with the weather. He was a meaty urologist."
"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."