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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."
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"What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator :)"
"Religion is like stuffing dollar after dollar into a broken Coke machine and having faith that some day it will work for you."
"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."
"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"
"Dating was easier back in the day. Back before the big bang when we were all compressed into one dot"
"How are women like snow? They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road"
"What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic? Praguetory"
"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"
"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"