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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."

"Cheese & Milk Just as I was getting home last night a guy hit me with a block of cheese. I thought that wasn't very mature. He then ran over and pour milk all over my head. I thought HOW DAIRY!!!"

"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."

"One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)."

"Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? but they hired a government contractor that cut corners"

"It's 3000 AD. Everything is fleek. President Updog has dissolved congress. Women make 700x what men do. I'm still writing 2014 on my checks."