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Joke of the Day
"What is Sherlock's porn star name? Benedict Cuminhersnatch"
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"Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"
"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."
"What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop? One with everything"
"Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy."
"Are there any prostitutes you can hire just to talk to you??? Apparently they are called therapist."
"What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper? You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D"
"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"Reddit, You are too cool... ...you give me frostbite."