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Joke of the Day
"What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
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"Yo mama's so fat... When she picked up a toddler the zoo keepers shot her."
"Damn boy, are you my yoga class? Because I want to get hot and sweaty with you in 37 different poses and then not be able to walk tomorrow."
"My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive. But, I joke about it waaaay more than her."
"Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt? Because only an old GIZA would live there!"
"When Dracula went to the blood bank, he said: ""Do you deliver?"""
"Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller"
"I'm getting the band back together.... We're called New Direction."
"Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs."
"My daughter said she needs a bag of Skittles for a class project. Starting to get suspicious."