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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a bar that serves nothing but expensive beer and baked beans. I'll call it Farts & Crafts."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."

"What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app? Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area."

"Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"Wearing sunglasses while indoors let's everyone know you have no business making even minor life decisions."

"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove"

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 20 years I didn't want to interrupt her."