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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches."
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"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."
"Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas."
"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes three episodes."
"I think having an abortion really brings out the kid in me"
"My girlfriend asked me how do i see lesbian relationships Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the right answer."
"How to make a trump sandwich Russian Potato Bread Lots of Baloney Peanut Butter One Small Pickle"
"Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper"
"I've been searching for my stolen bed. And I won't rest until I find it."
"Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth."