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Joke of the Day

"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"

"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."

"Lucky Friend My friend called my up the other day, happy that he finally got to cum on his wife's face. That's the benefit of an open-casket funeral."

"Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the W's"

"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"

"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""

"What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts."

"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"

"Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !"

"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."