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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top? Attire."

"Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off."

"The Katy Perry song that goes, ""You're hot and you're cold,"" was actually about a microwaveable burrito."

"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."

"What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison? A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)"

"My wife is constantly accusing me of being racist.I dont care what she says,Im black,shes black,it should concern me that our baby is white"

"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"

"Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now? One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years."

"A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches..."

"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."