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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning"

"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"

"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"

"What did the green grape said to the purple grape? BREATHE, GOD DAMMIT!! BREATHE!!!"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers"

"What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue? Jews."

"""I see..."" said the blind man as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"

"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."