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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes? Fo' Drizzle!"
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"Why are boats named after and referred to as women like ""Ain't she magnificent"" Because they're both things you can get in and still complain"
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."
"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."
"News: Ireland has now legalized ecstasy, meth, and mushrooms due to an unexpected legal loophole. In other news: I have a plane to catch."
"Have been woken up with the hangover from hell by the sound of my neighbour's lawn mower. He'll just have to mow around me, I'm not moving."
"What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school? Ferrous Bueller's Day Off"
"If I ever get the chance to reveal a chupacabra to the world, I hope I have the presence of mind to say, ""Chupacadabra!"""
"H: Is there anything new you want to try in bed? M: Actually... *stretches out alone in bed, sleeps for 8 hours* M: That was amazing."
"What website do emo kids use for business networking? LinkedIn Park"