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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a republican house with a democratic senate?"

"Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant."

"I encountered an eagle with an identity crisis. He's watching me like a hawk."

"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."

"Dear Apple: When I want to say ""fuck"" & ""shit"" I don't want to say ""duck"" & ""shot"". So duck the iPhone! Oh, shot!"

"Why should sailors eat crabapples? For the vitamin sea."

"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."

"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"

"God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China"

"Why did Minotaur win an interior design award? Because his home was a maze thing."