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Joke of the Day
"What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan? Geodude"
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"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."
"I Need a Drink"
"What do you call a cow that will go down in history? Legendairy [From my young daughter]"
"Hitler arrives at the Pearly Gates... ...and says to St Peter, ""Sorry about the whole Jew thing."" St Peter replies, ""You did your best."""
"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"
"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"
"Obama is visiting India! Indian government has installed 15000 CCTV cameras. Come on! Just cause he is Black, he won't steal!"
"What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler? A flat minor"
"What is true and false at the same time? This"