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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guy stick guano up his butt? Cause he was batshit crazy"
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"""Seed Faith"" Televangelists"
"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even"
"How much force does it take for the Carolina Panthers to lose a Playoff game. One Newton"
"What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop."
"Nine out of ten people enjoy gangbangs ...But I only have group sex when it's consensual."
"""He's gone too far."" ""He crossed the line between science & ethics."" ""He's playing God."" -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets"
"Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"My wife just told me she's leaving me if I don't stop drinking I told her "" Come on honey just one more drink, and I will help you pack!"