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Joke of the Day
"It's funny how my doorbell starts working when I'm expecting a pizza delivery."
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"What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam."
"Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus? *Spreads arms* Because he was hung like this"
"Sex is like cookies... ...gotta ask for consent first."
"Sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why we have middle fingers."
"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""
"Tonight I saw a truck spin out in a snowy McDonalds parking lot, and honestly it was doing a much better job of being president."
"Apple just announced new plans for the iPhone 8... It wont be a physical device, it will be iMaginary!"
"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"
"What's the oldest trick in the book? The first one."