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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids? Because they'd get in trouble."
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"No thanks, doctor's office that used to be a house."
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"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."