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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. XD"
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"I was walking down the street with my wife and she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. ""That's total bollocks"" I replied, by text, from across the road."
"American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment... It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable."
"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."
"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro Boner."
"How does an Argentinean commit suicide? He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off."
"An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!"
"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""
"When the pope dines with homeless people hes an amazing person. When I do it I'm just another homeless person."
"Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings? Syrian Mckellen"