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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality"
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"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"
"How many nice guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? 0 cause they'll compliment it then get pissed off when it won't screw"
"A blind person walks in to a bar."
"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"
"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"
"What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste."
"My New Year's resolution is to stop telling Dad jokes, shouldn't be that hard, I never joke about my father."
"What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean."