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Joke of the Day
"Wife: I'll just have a salad. Waiter: and for you, sir? Me: I'll be giving her half of my food."
Next Joke
"Nice being home from work so I can finally continue sitting only now it's in a slightly more comfortable environment."
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip"
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated Milk."
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"
"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."
"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"
"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"
"It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog."