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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Stalin got hit in the groin with a potato when he was young? That's how he became a dictator."

"What is a nazi's favourite food? Luftwaffles"

"What do you call a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway."

"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""

"""Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes."" This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns."

"THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM I'm out of beer."

"It's so hot outside I almost called my ex over so I could stand by something shady."

"Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock? It's a little meteor."

"Wife: ""I've made the chicken soup"" ""Thank god for that. I thought we had to eat it!"""

"""It's just bananas, bananas, bananas with you,"" the wife shouted. ""If I told you I was going to leave you because of this ridiculous obsession, what would you say?"" ""Well, thanks a bunch,"" I replied."