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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... In the kitchen."
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"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"
"The First Order from Star Wars VII were very environmentally conscious... ...because their Starkiller base was solar powered."
"Reasons I think I might be a puppet vampire: 1. Ah ha ha! 2. Ah ha ha! 3. Ah ha ha!"
"I'm on the fence about Hitler On one hand he killed 6 million Jews. On the other hand he did kill Hitler"
"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"
"St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountaineers. That's how they survive the winters."
"You can't spell ginger... without nigger"
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread."