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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... In the kitchen."

"Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step."

"Why was the Trebuchet so rude? It was an offensive siege weapon!"

"* Aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *"

"Last week I ordered a vault and some speakers Today they arrived, safe and sound."

"If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens every day."

"FRIEND: I just found out my kid lost another tooth ME: Really? Which one? FRIEND: Katie ME: Wow, I didn't know your kid named his teeth"

"Why was 11 afraid of 12? Because 12 13 14!!!!! GET IT?!?!??! source: some comment on reddit I read like 6 months ago"

"What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?"

"What's the most frustrating thing in the world?"