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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."

"What do you call a conversation about weed? A diskushion."

"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."

"What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!"

"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam."

"[Donald Duck opens gift] Daisy: It's pants. Try them on! Donald: [stands] STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME WOMAN"

"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""

"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."

"I thought ""#2 pencil"" meant a poopy finger. Guess that explains the low test scores."

"Protect your Twitter account from plagiarism by only tweeting things that nobody cares about."