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Joke of the Day

"After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*"

"Switzerland on Austrians: ""Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?"" ""So that they can't raise it upside-down"""

"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""

"There was once a doctor who tried to prove that mainly blood was kept in bones, But alas it twas in vein."

"Ok so for next Halloween ill be mozart. ""I'll be beethoven!"" Yeah okay, calm down sally. So Mr. Terminator who will you be? ""I'LL BE BACH."""

"what is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ"

"What do you call an insect with magical powers? A spelling bee."

"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."

"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"You're fat Don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too"