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Joke of the Day

"Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum"

"Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras? If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies."

"What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl? A Hopster."

"what do you call a lesbian in a ford windstar filled with penises? dick van dyke"

"A Medieval Escort I've been down on my luck, but today I was finally offered a job as a medieval escort. Unfortunately, it means I will have to work fucking knights."

"Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill."

"""That's what she said"" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said."

"When asked why he swallowed so much jizz, Rod Stewart would only say: ""My heart can't tell me no"""

"No matter how many offensive jokes I hear... No matter how many offensive jokes I hear, this one is by far the worst. What did the lesbian vampires say to eachother? See you next month."

"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."