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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb *thats not funny*"

"Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can."

"Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well? They were on the same wavelength."

"What's an old woman taste like? Depends ..."

"I was born with this saltiness I tasted my own cum It tasted salty"

"What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say? Putin"

"Shouldn't Godzilla be fighting Satanzilla?"

"I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom"

"Zelda: Why aren't you mowing the lawn? Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight"

"Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish."