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Joke of the Day
"Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George."
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"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""
"Most women who've dated me will tell you I'm about an 8 on the pain scale."
"the worst part of senior prom was definitely dropping my date and my grandfather's ashes going EVERYWHERE"
"ME: gimme a double BARMAN: [places an exact replica of me on the bar] ME: no I meant a double Scotch BARMAN: [puts a kilt on my replica]"
"What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker? Don't poop where you scoop."
"[kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" Amazon. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Shipping. Go to sleep."
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeet."
"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""
"A woman is calling her cell provider... Woman: I don't get my text messages Tech support: Have you tried reading them again?"