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Joke of the Day
"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheeet."
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"How do you say ""No, I'm full"" in Grandmother?"
"Just hung a picture of Steve Buscemi over my daughters toothbrush to ensure proper brushing."
"Dear England, Now you know what it feels like when you're out of Europe against your will. Scotland."
"My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult."
"What's little,metal, and will ruin dinner A bullet in your face"
"I was in a band called Obese Bastards. What can I say. We went through a stage."
"What is the most obvious caretaker? It's a parent."
"To be a man is basically to watch a beautiful Rose go by and think, ""I want to fuck that in the butt"""
"I just saw two blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers.....I think they were lip reading?"