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Joke of the Day
"I'm the guy in charge of making the room smell nasty in the Glade commercials."
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"Wanted to tweet ""I'm hella tired"" but my phone keeps autocorrecting ""hella"" to ""REALLY? HELLA? YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS LADY, KNOCK IT OFF."""
"If you read into something enough, it can be offensive. I like puppies"
"My kid told me an ""old dead girl"" lives in her room and whispers to her at night. I hope they get along cuz I'm never going in there again."
"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """
"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."
"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."
"Curiosity killed the cat... Why the hell was she on Mars?"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a quite heavy, and the other's a little lighter."
"Thanksgiving joke What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky! Just kidding... Drugs. She eats drugs. -Adam Zopf @adamzopf"