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Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"

"What did the vampire say to the werewolf after discovering its blood is inedible? ""Fangs for nothing!"""

"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee."

"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."

"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??"

"I was having sex with my sister in Alabama... She said: ""you fuck like dad does!"" I said: ""I know, mom told me so."""

"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."

"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"

"Dear makers of Axe 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner & body wash, I have no desire to buy your crap. I'm holding out until it's also a car wax."

"A friend of mine died from a sore throat... ... Th**e**y hung him!"