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Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"

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"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."
"*murderer looking for me* Murderer: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me... Me under bed: *cry sings* He's just a poor boy from a poor family"
"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time."
"My sister-in-law has step-children and that's awful, why won't she use regular stairs like everyone else"
"What's the difference between being tired and exhausted? If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind one, you get exhausted."
"Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you're not at your desk."
"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"