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Joke of the Day

"Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on."

"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language"

"Went to the moon for dinner last night Good food No atmosphere"

"Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money? Because he did all his work pro bonobo"

"I like my women how I like my coffee, Without a penis."

"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"

"What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty? Misoyaki!"

"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."