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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all."

"Where does the General keep hs armies? In his sleevies."

"I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice."

"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"

"[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens."

"BOSS: why are you so late? ME: i definitely wasnt up until 4am watching Hey Arnold ha-ha BOSS: well i was and i got here on time"

"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."

"What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a drunk bass player? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks."

"How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her."

"How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb? It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch."