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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol? Invite two of them."
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"Someone stole my identity. And then sent it back with $100 and a note that said ""So sorry man. Hope things work out."""
"YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES."
"I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole I didn't avocado"
"Why does a chicken coup have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"How do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there."
"Non vaccinated I don't believe in vaccines for my children. FDR never had the polio vaccine and he was President for 12 years."
"Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this?"""
"My Aunt Rosie has sent me so many Candy Crush invites that I've legitimately stopped loving her"
"I lost my thumb in a serious movie rating accident."