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Joke of the Day
"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"
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"Alcohol may not be able to give you a loving hug when you need it but the Liquor Mart employee's you're buying it off of sure can."
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""
"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."
"It's hard to juggle work and a baby... ...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."
"I plan on getting ""sidewalk nap"" drunk tonight."
"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"
"Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing? He didn't want to get hippothermia."
"*Meanwhile at a restaurant* Waiter: Welcome sir, would you like a table? Me: So kind of you, I wouldn't mind. *Picks table and walks out*"