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Joke of the Day

"What did the feminist say in her intro to computer programming course? I hate this class, it keeps objectifying me!"

"Another reason I find children so menacing are their tiny little teeth."

"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"

"If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and ""Like"" a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same shit."

"I need to stop asking strangers if they're ticklish, and just start tickling them."

"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."

"My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab."

"I hate when my wife asks me to hold her purse and it doesn't match what I'm wearing."

"Ive been stupid enough to develop amnesia... I dont know what i was thinking ..... ~~*ba dum tissss*~~"

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."