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Joke of the Day
"how do you think the unthinkable? with an ithberg!"
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"What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder."
"A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: ""Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man."" ""How about that!"" he exclaimed. ""They've got three people buried in one grave."""
"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist"
"Ironically, I only know of one person with the name Common."
"What does the gay horse eat? Haaaaayyyyy"
"Just been watching the women's Olympic beach volleyball and there has already been a wrist injury..... But I should be OK by Monday."
"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"I saw some porn with Charlie Brown music in it and it really didn't fit the mood."
"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"