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Joke of the Day

"I saw a Jewish Ghost last night... It was so scary I started to Shiva."

"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."

"4yo: Raise your hand if you are young Me: *raises hand 4yo: No, daddy, not you."

"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."

"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."

"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."

"""It feels like it was only 7 years ago"" - dogs recalling memories"

"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."

"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."

"Jokes written by kids http://imgur.com/gallery/hyQna"