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Joke of the Day
"I masturbate about myself masturbating about myself masturbating... Inceptcestuous."
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"I went to a zoo that only had no animals in it. I exclaimed, ""Doggone!"""
"If I see another Robin Williams post... I am going to kill myself"
"I think the royal baby will be called Diana She'll be crashing into our lives any minute now."
"Why-Fi: The existential Internet connection."
"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."
"Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection? Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)"
"Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women"
"Making holy water from regular water is easy. Just boil the hell out of it."
"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."