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Joke of the Day

"They told me that finishing last in the marathon is nothing to be ashamed of. Its completing the event that's important. Nevertheless, that didn't make my gangbang experience any better."

"A caveman mathematician drops his glasses... All he says is secant"

"It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called? A Shilling, of course."

"Russian jokes time"

"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."

"People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses."

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!"

"I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros."