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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human."
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"I would really appreciate it if everyone great would stop dying"
"A fortnight is equal to 14 nights. Unless you live in a fort; it is equal to one night. Fort math is only complicated to non-fort dwellers."
"A priest checks into a Hyatt... A priest checks into a Hyatt. Asks the front desk, ""Is the porn channel disabled?"" Guy at the front desk replies, ""No, you sick fuck. It's regular porn."""
"morning air, meet nipples. nipples, meet everyone"
"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."
"What four man rock group doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"My favorite part about being an adult is that my pillow fort now has a mini bar."
"Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away"
"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."