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Joke of the Day

"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"I hope one day to have the chance to whisper ""what's she doing here?"" to the person next to me at a funeral."

"People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump."

"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."

"Well, it's Feb 6th 2012 and there's no meat flavored cigarettes. I guess that book of predictions I made in 5th grade was bullshit."

"How do you shut up a deaf person? Punch them in the hands."

"I'm Not A People Person, Or A Morning Person, Or An Evening Person, Or A Going-Out Person, Or A Staying-In.. I'm Not Even Sure I'm A Person."

"So many people have the name of their university in their bio. ""Nice to meet you, this is who tricked me out of 50 thousand dollars"""

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."

"""if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"" The wise man smiled. ""my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"""