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Joke of the Day

"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"

"What kind of tea do koalas drink? Euca-lipton"

"What's Forrest Gumps Favorite Password? 1Forrest1"

"Joke Of the day Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck."

"such a hipster... they were into Adele before she got big."

"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun."

"Why is the sea so salty? Because the land didn't wave back."

"If we can't hit our kids, what's next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?"

"Who performs the most assisted suicides. Youth in Asia."