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Joke of the Day

"I hope one day to have the chance to whisper ""what's she doing here?"" to the person next to me at a funeral."

"I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH other people at you."

"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""

"What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !"

"Have you heard of the movie called ""Diarrhea""? It's okay if you haven't - it was a quick release."

"One of my favourites Women's rights."

"Cats & Movies What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie? He paws-ed it!"

"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."

"I'm currently stuck behind traffic lights. Fuck you Roxanne."

"When I integrate I don't add the constant I guess I have my limits"