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Joke of the Day
"GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED"
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"What do you call a snake who works in the government? A civil serpent."
"Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"You're so fat and unfunny... that the only punchlines you have are stained on your shirt."
"""I just launched a new fragrance!"" - fun way to announce a fart"
"What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? ""Pack your trunk and clear out !"""
"How does a space class start a party? They planet!"
"I was very disappointed to have to pay for my new roof. The builder had promised me it would be on the house."
"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."
"How do you know you're talking to a pilot? Don't worry, they'll tell you."